Our first real day of holiday! We're up at the crack of 9am and Zeljko's friend Maida has laid out an impressive breakfast spread on the balcony. In the daylight, we can actually fully appreciate not only the amazing view over the old city and red roofs to the sea, but also Zeljko's eclectic taste in home décor, including cushions upholstered with images of models from H&M brand campaigns, steak knives spearing the soil in all his potted plants, and a decorative silk marijuana leaf vine coiled around the ceiling pipes. All these delights await you when you reach the end of this post. HEY! No scrolling ...
Matt and I are typically famished, so take our seats at the table to tuck into Croatian bread (really soft and crumbly/cakey), chocolate spread, fig jam, olive cream cheese, plums, and coffee so thick it's like drinking pudding. Ours quickly and discreetly finds its way into a conveniently located potted palm.
We're then joined by Yasmine, Zeljko's other guest. Yasmine is sweet and very chatty, and we all eat as she tells us about growing up in Algeria before moving to Paris. She also casually mentions how she picked up a German hitchhiker called Martens on the way to Montenegro last week, after he had been walking for three days. By the end of the meal, she's leaving to catch a plane back to France, and we part ways with a hug, each others contact details, and open invitations to visit.
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We decide it might be time to get moving and now would be a good time to book our boat trip to the Kornati Islands for the following day.
Back in harbor, we walk back down toward the sea organ to see the famous sunset that Hitchcock once called 'the most beautiful in the world, better than Key West.' Matt reliably informs me that Alfred was staying at Hotel Zagreb in room 204. Of course.
we pass a French girl and her mother, asking a Croatian woman for directions to Poljana Plankit 5, and meeting a blank stare.
I watch in amazement as my boyfriend (who, it should be noted, is wearing swim shorts and a tee that says 'Don't you wish your boyfriend was Aussie like me?') turns to them and confidently announces that they should follow us-- we will take them there!
I'm not sure who is more shocked, me or them. Maybe the geographically challenged Croatian woman. Turns out that is our address and they are Zeljko's new houseguests. It's our turn to feel pretty sketchy as we lead them down the same ridiculously dark garden path and their French conversation takes on a slightly hysterical note. Soon the light is switched on and we go upstairs, as they explain that they have not been able to get Zeljko on the phone despite repeated attempts.
The reason is revealed as we walk into his apartment, bringing our new friends Clemmie and Sophie with us, and he is softly snoring on the balcony, face down on a cushion depicting a lovely multi-racial couple in H&M khaki shorts. I tactfully leave Matt to wake him up and introduce his new guests, and Matt makes an impressively quick getaway to our little room soon after. The clouds are rolling in with Adriana's predicted storm, and it's time for lights out, as we hear Zeljko begin his life story again for his new guests.